Blood Pressure Machine
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Jul. 14th, 2009 | 08:57 pm
location: In the bubble of the OC.
mood:
tired
music: Ratatat - Gettysburg
So today, I am at the drop-off window, typing up a new prescription, when this middle-aged man pops up out of now where, and begins to question me about the blood pressure machine.
Him: How accurate is the blood pressure machine?
Me: I don't know within range it is capable of detecting your blood pressure, but It'll tell you if your in the hypertensive range.
Him: It says here something about lowering my blood pressure. So this machine will lower my blood pressure?
Me: Thinking: WHATTT? You really did not ask that right? - Saying: No - the machine can't lower your blood pressure sir.
Him: No, I think it will, my doctor said this will lower my blood pressure.
Me: Thinking: Wow...just wow - Saying: No sir, I'm fairly sure he meant to say you need to monitor your blood pressure, and need to do things to lower your blood pressure if it is too high.
Him: I'm going to try this out - lets see if it works, I wonder how much it'll drop my blood pressure.
Me: Thinking: How come I never get this moments on camera to prove that weird shit happens to me? - Saying: Ok, give it a try, but I'm pretty sure its not going to do anything but tell you what your blood pressure is.
Him: Its working. Look, the numbers are showing how much my blood pressure is being reduced by.
Me: Walked away to find a place to slam my head into.
Am I the only one that gets subjected to this? Do I some how attract the odd, strange, just not quite there, patients? I just don't get it. I really don't. Sigh
Him: How accurate is the blood pressure machine?
Me: I don't know within range it is capable of detecting your blood pressure, but It'll tell you if your in the hypertensive range.
Him: It says here something about lowering my blood pressure. So this machine will lower my blood pressure?
Me: Thinking: WHATTT? You really did not ask that right? - Saying: No - the machine can't lower your blood pressure sir.
Him: No, I think it will, my doctor said this will lower my blood pressure.
Me: Thinking: Wow...just wow - Saying: No sir, I'm fairly sure he meant to say you need to monitor your blood pressure, and need to do things to lower your blood pressure if it is too high.
Him: I'm going to try this out - lets see if it works, I wonder how much it'll drop my blood pressure.
Me: Thinking: How come I never get this moments on camera to prove that weird shit happens to me? - Saying: Ok, give it a try, but I'm pretty sure its not going to do anything but tell you what your blood pressure is.
Him: Its working. Look, the numbers are showing how much my blood pressure is being reduced by.
Me: Walked away to find a place to slam my head into.
Am I the only one that gets subjected to this? Do I some how attract the odd, strange, just not quite there, patients? I just don't get it. I really don't. Sigh

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scsi
date: Jul. 15th, 2009 06:31 am (UTC)
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Welcome to pharmacy.
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date: Jul. 16th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
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As for the blood pressure reading, I recently had a patient who took their blood pressure and realized it was high. They wanted to then take it standing up. Thankfully, I talked them out of it. (Not sure how they would have done that standing up anyway... more like painfully slouched over.) They were a nice patient. One of the few patients who could actually use MTM services. :(
(Nerd Note: I know "they" is really plural, but I wanted to keep the gender a secret.)
BTW, you disappointed me with that song. I am a Civil War buff of sorts. I looked up the song on YouTube expecting 1860's sounding music. Wasn't that at all.
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date: Jul. 20th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
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date: Jul. 25th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC)
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Haha....
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limelicious.wordpress.com
date: Jul. 22nd, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
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I'm a fellow intern =) Usually I stay at the "dumbfounded-at-lack-of-patients'-brain-a
Keep on keepin' on!
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date: Aug. 13th, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
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Blood Pressure Monitor
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date: Aug. 26th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
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